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Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
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Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs....
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Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed....
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Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th...
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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti...
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Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names....
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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th...
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Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone...
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Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players...
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Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....
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Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h...