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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand....

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When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot....

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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!...

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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti...

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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks....

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Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice....

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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."...

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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini....

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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor....

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Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!...