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Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.
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Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones....
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital....
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Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche....
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Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in....
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Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!...
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Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the...
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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline....
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Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor....
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range....
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Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back....