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Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.
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Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !...
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Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the...
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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."...
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Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One....
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Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so....
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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool....
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How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs...
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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like....
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Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble....
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a...