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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.
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A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"...
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What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst....
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Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."...
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Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills....
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Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor....
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!...
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Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou...
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Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip....
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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d...
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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving....