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Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music....

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Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!...

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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them....

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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in....

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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords....

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Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back....

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A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"...

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Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."...

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Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in....

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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play....