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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.
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Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!...
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One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no...
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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther...
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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini....
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Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a...
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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like....
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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds....
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play....
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Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a...
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital....