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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.
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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching....
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Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!...
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1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N...
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Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too....
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now....
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A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti...
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Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager....
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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti...
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Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave...
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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!...