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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo....

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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes....

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Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate....

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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....

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Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave...

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Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song....