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Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds....
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Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map....
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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an...
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Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone....
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Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills....
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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....
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Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back....
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Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones....
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Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides....
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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise....