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Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
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Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave...
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A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed....
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Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo...
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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool....
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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like....
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play....
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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini....
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Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou...
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Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers....
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Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills....