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Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play....

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Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers....

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Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills....