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Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone....

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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....

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Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back....

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Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones....

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Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides....

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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise....