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Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....

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Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them....

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Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet....

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Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager....

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Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave...