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Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in....

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One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no...

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Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones....

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a...

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How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs...

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Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)...

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Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice....

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A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be...

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Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone....

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first....