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Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
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A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl...
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Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills....
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Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th...
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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure....
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Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u...
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Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!...
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Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....
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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th...
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Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!...
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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night...