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Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

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Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!...

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times....

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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure....

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Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th...

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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor....

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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu...

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A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be...

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"Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer...