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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
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A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl...
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Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players...
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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them....
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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."...
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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer....
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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!...
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One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no...
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Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave...
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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure....
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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther...