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Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and dont return it.

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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving....

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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like....

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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds....

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A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"...

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Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!...

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Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)...

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Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa...

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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise....

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Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to...

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Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble....