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Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and dont return it.

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Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)...

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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes....

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Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map....

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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise....

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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....

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Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th...