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Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and dont return it.

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Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i...

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Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice....

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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise....

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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music....

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Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm....

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Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case....

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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now....

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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo...

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times....