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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.
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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it....
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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them....
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1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N...
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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise....
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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline....
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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer....
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Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th...
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Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality....
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Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time....
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Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager....