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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.
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Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm....
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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool....
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Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed....
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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones....
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Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!...
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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in....