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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attention.

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Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole....

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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....

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Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)...

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Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice....

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar...

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard....