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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
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Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor....
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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles....
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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther...
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Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed....
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One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no...
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Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned....
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Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up....
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Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency....
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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!...
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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained....