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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline....

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Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to...

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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music....

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Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!...

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music....

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Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou...

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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo...