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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu...

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Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time....

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Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!...

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first....

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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained....

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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h...

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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it....