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Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.
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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....
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Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!...
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When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he...
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One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no...
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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive....
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Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them....
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Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ....
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range....
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Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm....
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Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One....