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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.

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Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them....

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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure....

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Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble....