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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.

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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves....

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Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet....

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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers....

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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther...

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Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",...

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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now....

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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it....

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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them....

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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor....

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Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map....