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Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
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Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion....
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital....
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Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche....
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes....
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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise....
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Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!...
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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones....
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now....
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Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a...
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Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players...