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Aardvark jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!...

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!...

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!...

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Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!...

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What do you call an aardvark thats just lost a fight?A vark!...

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What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!...

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Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!...

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What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!...

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What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!...

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What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!...