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Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.

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Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs....

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Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map....

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Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone....

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When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot....

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Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song....

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Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th...

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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive....

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Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."...

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Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)...

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Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too....