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Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.

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Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs....

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Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)...

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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti...