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Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.
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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like....
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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching....
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Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou...
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Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice....
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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther...
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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign...
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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....
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1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N...
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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline....
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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving....