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Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.

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Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !...

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Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the...