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Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!

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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers....

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Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a...