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Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!

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When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot....

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Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency....

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Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned....

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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it....

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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves....

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What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst....

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Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion....

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Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th...

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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor....

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How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs...