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Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu...
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A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed....
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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!...
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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks....
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Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the...
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Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th...
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Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes....
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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music....
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Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave...
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Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to...