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Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that its electrified.

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Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes....

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Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside....

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Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency....

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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music....

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Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one....

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Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice....

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times....

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Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer...

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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves....

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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti...