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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the saddle again.

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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers....

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard....

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