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Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it....
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Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs....
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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor....
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Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave...
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When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he...
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Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed....
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Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th...
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes....
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Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality....
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One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no...