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Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.

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Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a...

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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor....

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard....

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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo...

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand....

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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer....

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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h...

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Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!...