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Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.
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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool....
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Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes....
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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h...
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Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on...
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Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion....
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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer....
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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise....
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Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!...
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When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he...
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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it....