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Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"...

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Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs....