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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much more terrible if he doesnt realize it.
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Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case....
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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th...
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Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate....
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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves....
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Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!...
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A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske...
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Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet....
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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones....
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Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s...
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !...