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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much more terrible if he doesnt realize it.

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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....

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When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he...

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Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!...