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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much more terrible if he doesnt realize it.
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now....
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Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones....
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar...
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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer....
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What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst....
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Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ....
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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones....
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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....
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When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he...
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Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!...