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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much more terrible if he doesnt realize it.
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One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no...
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Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one....
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Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case....
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Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map....
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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise....
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Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills....
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Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice....
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Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones....
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Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out....
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Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back....