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Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.

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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them....

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Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th...

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Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate....

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Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists....

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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords....

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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in....

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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like....

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Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One....

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Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe...

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Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!...