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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard....

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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu...