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Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.

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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching....

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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool....

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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained....

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A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed....

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Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole....

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Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu...

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Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou...

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Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand....