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Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu...
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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer....
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Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones....
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Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the...
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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them....
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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night...
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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure....
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Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone...
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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor....
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Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!...