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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
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Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo....
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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers....