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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
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Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a...
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Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa...
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An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i...
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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves....
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Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time....
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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music....
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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline....
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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti...
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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor....
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Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists....