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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.

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Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm....

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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained....