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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.
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Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate....
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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night...
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Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in....
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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo...
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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....
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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music....
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Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator....
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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves....