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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.
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Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator....
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A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti...
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Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th...
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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in....
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Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice....
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now....
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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline....
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Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so....
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Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back....
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Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills....