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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital....

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Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u...