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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand....

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Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers....

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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves....

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Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone....

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Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm....

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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving....

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Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs....

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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night...

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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in....

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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti...