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Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.

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When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot....

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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....

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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks....

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Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers....