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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."

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Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them....

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Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !...

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Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills....

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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini....

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Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!...