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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."

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Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone....

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Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song....

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Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble....

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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu...

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Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice....

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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in....

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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords....

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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool....

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Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back....

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Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a...