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Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!

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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad...

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Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave...