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Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

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Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator....

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Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ....

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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise....

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Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!...

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Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th...

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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching....

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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained....

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A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske...

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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like....