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Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.

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Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet....

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard....