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Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.
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Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use....
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How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs...
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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves....
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Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u...
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Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality....
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Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole....
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Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe...
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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in....
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Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble....
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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds....