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Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on its way to a gig.

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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained....

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Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!...

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"Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer...

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Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!...

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Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....

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An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i...

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Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u...

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Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble....

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Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo....

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Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone...