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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
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Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu...
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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h...
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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving....
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Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!...
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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks....
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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....
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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther...
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Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor....