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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
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Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo...
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A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"...
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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords....
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Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",...
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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in....
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Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet....
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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them....
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Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case....
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play....
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Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo....