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Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip....

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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play....

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Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate....

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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool....

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Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion....

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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d...