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Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn wouldve done it.

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Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside....

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Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers....

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Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo....

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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds....

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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained....

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Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole....

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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad...

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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them....